I wade in and get the updates so you don't have to; via Penguin:
Let's kick off with some statistics - since we launched on February
1st, 60,000 individuals have visited the wiki and more than 1200 have
created an account. At launch there was a single line on the page -
'There was no possibility of taking a walk that day' and since then
there have been 600 pages created and more than 7000 edits.
I had trouble locating anything resembling the chapter one I posted earlier; no surprise there, but it seems to have grown in such a way as to not really have a first chapter. It seems to be getting less finished as it goes, if that makes sense - more spread out, less structured. In lieu of ch.1, an excerpt:
Murderers and Millionaires
Sean liked to call himself the 'Tango Poisoner.' He wasn't sure why
- his hobbies included fishing and eating - but the name seemed to make
sense in a strange way. His current victim, Amberdale, he had met on a
fishing trip. She had recently broken her ankle and was having some
difficulty staying on her feet at all, let alone eating fish with her
would-be killer.
Amberdale tried to scream several times but Sean kept turning
the music up to drown her out or leaning in to kiss her. His breath
smelled of fish (and not in a good way). From the smell, she thought it
had probably been kippers that he last ate - which she remembered where
a good the English liked to eat for breakfast.
Why she was remembering this useless information when her life
should be flashing before her eyes was beyond her comprehension. Maybe
what they say about that sort of thing never really happened. Or maybe
her life was not really worth having a flashback for; she was after all
only 23 and a half.
The climax of the dance arrived and Sean was sweating as he
led her gracefully across the room and back again before the final dip
to signify the end of the dance. Sean leaned in and kissed her full on
the mouth, tongue and all. Amberdale felt her body retch as the taste
of kippers overwhelmed her.
He then released her and watched. She started to feel extremely
weak, and her body's convulsions intensified. Poison. She did not have
the time to wonder how, only collapsed.
Sean was pleased with his latest work. Pity that she was
unable to dance as well as she could have but what can one do? He took
the dress off his victim as a keepsake, so that he can relive the dance
they shared. He had forced her to wear it and watched as she took off
her clothes but that did not matter and she seemed rather confused by
the whole ordeal. It made no difference though as now she lay there
dead, wearing only a white slip and a mismatched fuschia lace bra.
It was time to flee the scene. He was sure the neighbours
would have called the police to complain about the noise and he did not
want them to find him here when they found the body. But before he
left, he placed a fish scale on the woman's cheek, so that it looked
like she was crying.
He slid out the back window and through the side gate into his
Austin Mini. A fish fell out of his glove-box. Life was, in a way,
quite fishy.
Lieutenant Gearson surveyed the scene of the crime as various
scientist types took pictures and samples of various things in
Amberdale's room. He already knew that it was the Tango Poisoner and it
was most likely that he left nothing behind except that stupid fish
scale on the victim's cheek. And always the same title. It was too hard
to determine the origin of one paperback since it could come from
anywhere including some stuffy second hand store.
Much to his annoyance one of the police officers called him from outside.
"We haven't found much evidence but witnesses say that the noise
coming from this house were rather loud and that they heard screams
just before the sound muted them," stated the policeman.
"Did they see anything else?"
"One of them saw a car drive off. They thought the licence may
have spelt out a type of fungus - but they can't remember which one"
"Ergot, Fly Agaric, Truffle?"
"Well, at least we got the type of car. Any bets this guy ditches the car like all the others?"
"Yeah well, we already know all this. We know that he has a
pattern and that he has a lot of resources. Plus the fact he can tango.
Did I miss anything officer?"
"Bang on. Maybe there's a pattern with the victims. This has
only been the third murder maybe we should see if there's a pattern in
all this madness."
"Smart idea. Get right on it and see if you can discover the name of the poison this guy uses."
The officer salutes Gearson and calls back to HQ to relay the instructions to his inferiors. Meanwhile he had other stuff to do.
Did you read this far? Hi, brave soul!
In conclusion, this from Penguin:
I've started thinking of the site as a giant, ever-expanding sandbox -
anyone can build there, but there is always the possibility of getting
your sandcastle kicked over or incorporated into someone else's
project. Whether one huge, ornate and architecturally coherent
sandcastle will ever take shape I don't know, but there are some fine
and interesting smaller constructions going on,
Out here in the country, you need to be careful with sandboxes; you never know when a barn cat will leave a small present for you in the sandbox. I'm just saying, is all.
Keep your snake oil in the family, kids. I read "Choose Your Own Adventure" books as an impressionable young man and marveled. Then I grew up.
More commenting to follow at the Penguin Blog.
SNARKY P.S. However, despite my feelings, there is clearly interest among the youth. I would like the opportunity to present my Original Idea For Profit. Like reading, but interactive. All I can share with you (as I must guard my innovative secret idea carefully, lest someone else steal it and profit) is the name: ZORK. Please contact me at the address listed for details and profit-sharing opportunities, delivered straight to your mailbox, directly outside your white house. (From there, it's up to you.)